I remember this one. I'm fairly sure the 'Satanic Foodstuffs' one is a load of bollix, but the others are genuine paranoia.
I've got all but five symptoms of goth/ satanist/ sexual deviant/ non-Christian/ blaspheming heretic-
-Suicidal/Depressed (just no. Sometimes stressed or panicked, that's all)
-Takes Drugs (none aside from alcohol. Someone has
to look after the flock, after all)
-Self-Mutilates (ouch, no. That would be painful)
-Drinks Blood (only by accident)
- Wears Pins declaring Gothnicity (don't need to, I'm obvious enough without 'em)
I'm also exempt from the 'ignores authority figures', because I will defer to the Eldergoths of a local scene, and I pay attention to my university lecturers. So nyeh