hey, no fair. that's not answering the question... or is it?
to answer yours (cuz i play by the rules) -
1.) no, it's not crazy.
2.) yes, you eat peanut shells.
edit.) yes. irony is great.
http://www.aquarionics.com/fun/lemming/back.html
if someone poured a cup of scalding coffee in your eyes, what do you think would happen to your vision?