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Hey Al. These two guys sent me a message and wanted me to forward it to you.
Starfish Stabber and Nut Boy (7:45:39 PM) We so horny, we go on long trip to see our hero AlKilu, u know where he be?
akac_s_jackson (7:45:45 PM) Who the fuck is this?
Starfish Stabber and Nut Boy (7:45:50 PM) We are big fans of Mr. AlKilU. You may have seen honorable us on the hit show Iron Chef. We were in the Salad Toss competetion, and beat Honorable Saki.
akac_s_jackson (7:50:25 PM) Um, if I tell you what state he lives in, do you promise to never come to my house, or violate my starfish, ever?
Starfish Stabber and Nut Boy (7:50:26 PM) Hai!
akac_s_jackson (7:50:29 PM) *forgive my Al, but it's ass preservation* Try Portland, Orgeon. I hear he frequents there.
Starfish Stabber and Nut Boy (7:52:20 PM) Thankyou Stonesan, we are in your debt. We go now to give lovings and stabbings to our messiah. Please forward the following picutre to our master, and tell him we are on our way.
akac_s_jackson (7:52:34 PM) OMFG! If you ever come near my house I will Kill you! FUcking kill you!
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