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Originally Posted by Butterfly
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Sir Mix-a-Lot. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." Or however that song goes.
Or maybe that one song that goes: "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." I can't remember who does it or what it's called... But it's awful.
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Those two songs are brilliant! Pure genius! Especially Sir Mix-A-Lot. I mean, c'mon -
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun...
...So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
And I find "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang sexy. I've never admitted that to anyone before.
Worst song ever, ever? "Silent Eyes" - Aiden. Not only are the lyrics bad, bad, bad (romaticising self-harm) but the tune is mediocre and the vocals atrocious. The man is a pathetic poseur.
But i do love Google. When I was looking for the name of this song I entered "perfect sliced skin" and got a recipe for gravy:
6 large onions (about 1.2kg), finely sliced
100g-150g pork skin (you should be able to obtain this from a good butcher),
X''D
Finely sliced pork skin