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Face it, the vast majority of vampire based media is utter shit any way. All this pretty people bollox. Fact of the matter is, the idea behind vampires is a fable based around prostitutes. And for once, this is not Tha Duckman rambling.
Think about it. Vampires, people of the night, they bite you, you contract what is essentially a virus and end up undead.
Prostitutes, people of the night, they fuck you, you end up with a disease, and you wind up dead.
The stories we all know so well came about during the period in time where prostitution induced VD's were rife. Vampires were peoples way of keeping others off the streets at night.
End transmission.
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