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Thing the First ~ this post should not be in this section. The Spooky News Section is for.. well.. Spooky News. If you were to say that you were cutting yourself yesterday and while doing that you saw on the television set footage of the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith jogging along a Florida Beach, then that would be Spooky News. Anna Nicole Smith would never jog anywhere.
Thing the Second ~ cutting yourself is not cool. Your mother is right. Stop doing it, it makes all of the people who know you point and laugh at you behind your back. If you keep doing it they won't even wait until you have turned your back, they will just laugh in your face. And you will deserve it because you are doing stupid things to your body.
Thing the Third ~ even more stupid than cutting yourself is cutting yourself for attention. Do not try to tell me that you weren't doing it for attention, because if you weren't then your keyboard wouldn't be smeared with blood and my mind wouldn't be polluted with your presence right now. Do us a favour - put a band-aid on that thing, get away from your computer and go outside and play in your treehouse. Before I have to come over there and kick your arse.
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