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gawdamn
thats my kinda girl
"a penis is just an organ"
sigh...
im goin to get in my car right now and drive til I reach the first sex shop
and by the biggest scariest strap-on I can find
this could get ugly
lol
gosh tho, I did end up with you bein my un-valentine after all,
so maybe I shouldn't break ya on our first date...
nah fuk it..
ya only live once....
but really tho, in all seriousness
my life would be sooooooooo much easier if women turned me on
sob...
why o why o why can't I just dig chics instead??
I like lookin at beautiful women, but thats as far as it goes really..
I'm cursed by the spell of the penis...
maybe theres sum kinda penis reversal spell?
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