Well, first off, I'd prolly turn on the radio (as is my habit when I wake up). Then I'd reach over and turn on the light (as is my habit..). Then I'd look to see who the hell woke me up. I'd decide from there. If it were oh, let's say my orangutan with a gask mask on, I'd freak the hell out. If it were Monsieur Glue (my stuffed horse) then I'd be semi-freaked out, and it were Briar Rabbit, I'd gladly get him a drink. (I have lots of stuffed animals, I dunno why).
*argh! Granny got to it before me.
To answer her question: I'd rather land in a bush, but if I had to land on a limb, I dunno. My butt? I don't like the idea of having one of my limbs shoved into my body.
What's more appealing: falling to your death from a sea-cliff into the ocean, or drowning in the local swimming pool?
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