[mrs.wes straker]

My "favorite" rants go like this:

I have this friend, he is an asshole, and I can't stand him, but later we're going out together and I hope he doesn't behave like a complete and utter ass and embarrass me and he's such a poseur!

Umm. I avoid people who make me want to hurt them. It's beyond my comprehension why others don't do the same.