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honeythorn · 06-20-2007, 10:43 AM

I've had the usual projectiles hurled by chavs. They are tremendously unimaginitive with insults. All I ever seem to hear is " FATTY!! " and "GOTH!! " also, and this is the real clincher..." FAT GOTH!! "

Oh how VERY fucking observant, glad your eyes are in full working order.

I also get the typical old people on the bus scenario. Old ladies just staring as though I'm about to start spouting ectoplasm and growing horns ( no grandma, that's a ZIT ) .

One of the funniest things I have ever witnessed was on holiday in a small town in Wales. Not only was it overrun with chavs, but when my parents and I went to the pub one evening, we passed a table with two men sitting at it. From the moment I walked into that room ( I made sure we sat next to their table to up the ante) to the moment we left they did NOT knock off staring and whispering. I think they were Polish or from somewhere similar, they weren't English anyway. So, as I'm sitting there talking to my parents, I am at the same time, earwigging on their incomprehensible ( to me ) whispering when I suddenly heard loud and clear " VAMPIR "

I nearly choked on my Jack Daniels from laughing.

06-20-2007, 10:43 AM	#31
honeythorn Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing... Posts: 5,979	I've had the usual projectiles hurled by chavs. They are tremendously unimaginitive with insults. All I ever seem to hear is " FATTY!! " and "GOTH!! " also, and this is the real clincher..." FAT GOTH!! " Oh how VERY fucking observant, glad your eyes are in full working order. I also get the typical old people on the bus scenario. Old ladies just staring as though I'm about to start spouting ectoplasm and growing horns ( no grandma, that's a ZIT ) . One of the funniest things I have ever witnessed was on holiday in a small town in Wales. Not only was it overrun with chavs, but when my parents and I went to the pub one evening, we passed a table with two men sitting at it. From the moment I walked into that room ( I made sure we sat next to their table to up the ante) to the moment we left they did NOT knock off staring and whispering. I think they were Polish or from somewhere similar, they weren't English anyway. So, as I'm sitting there talking to my parents, I am at the same time, earwigging on their incomprehensible ( to me ) whispering when I suddenly heard loud and clear " VAMPIR " I nearly choked on my Jack Daniels from laughing.