[Don't Look Behind You]

Oh good God, teacher conversations! Reminds me of a very *ahem* funny year in school I had.

Well here is a conversation a had a week ago. I always have wierd people starting conversations with me on the street.

Me waiting at the train station and smoking.
A girl comes up to me.

G: Um, excuse me do you know what time it is?
Me: *looks at the huge clock hanging on the station wall and tells G the time*.
G: *gets slightly confused* Um, thanks.
A few minutes later G comes over to me again.
G: Um, say can I please have a cigarette?
M: *sigh* sure. You could have just said so at the beginning.
G: Well I thought you wouldn't give me one since I've just had one.
M: Eh, well actually I didn't check if you were smoking....
G: Um, well thanks anyway. Erm, are you emo or something?
M: No.
G: well, why do you dress like this?
M: *gets bored * becuase it's part of my religion.
G: ooooooooohhhhhhh *makes huge eyes and askes completely seriously* well i actually saw those gloves in H & M a few days ago...is it part of your religion to buy things in H&M?
M: Erm, yes. In my religion you have to wear everything that others do not buy in the stores. I saw that no one wanted to buy these gloves...I guess its becuase of the spikes alover them....so God told me to buy them. He will send me the money next week.
G: *frowns and doesn't say anything for a few minutes and then:* Um, how long have you been smoking?
M: *trying to act as if that was a natural development of the subject of God and religion* well actually since I was 13.
G: Oh really!? Bad, that is bad!
M: How old are you?
G: 14
M: and how long do you smoke already?
G: a year or so......
M: Yeah, it's so terrible to start at such a young age. Glad you're not like that.
G: *ignores last comment* Um, you know I was wondering, does smoking prevent breasts from growing? *looks down at her breasts* becuase mine are so small! I want them to grow...do you think smoking makes them smaller?
M: *stifles laugh* Um, well I have never heard of breasts shrinking form smoking...as you see, I don't have that problem...*gets uncomfortable from G staring at my breasts* Um, well look that's my train! It was, um, nice talking to you?

.....Things like that happen to me all the time.