Pro: You're the awesomest person EVER
Con: Your over awesomeness is causing a shift in balance on earth; the result: Global warming. =O
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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