Today the Darwin Award goes to the bloke that thought it would be a great idea to try to mug the intimidating guy clad in all black, boots and a leatherjacket that was about two heads higher than himself. Safe to say, my right hands knuckles hurt but his nose probably hurt even more. I sent him off in the direction to the hospital though and actually got a muffled "thank you..." from him.
Man, do I hate unnecessary violence, and the fact that some people just can't tell the bloody difference of what's mine and what's theirs.
(and no, I don't go around hitting people. It was about a decade ago since last time I was in a fight, but this dude gave me no choice whatsoever.)