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7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
In an epic car-chase being chased by hundreds of people while screaming “respect mah authoritah” at the top of my lungs. I’ll be in a Robin Reliant but I’ll have oodles of spirit and drugs. You can’t escape death, but you CAN make it really funny if you tweak hard enough
8. What kind of casket would you want?
I’d rather they spent the money on something that matters – leather corsets for the ladies and lads, do what you like. Long as there’s leather corsets in the world I’ll die happy
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
My gimp suit. Makes the chicks go crazy for some reason.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
The ability to be a complete cunt whenever it takes your fancy and have it excused in the name of innocence.
11. What's your favorite band?
Joy Division. Sometimes I can be a walking cliché. It’s ironic considering I’m not even a goth
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
High school and some college. I don’t do well in structured environments which is why I spend most days getting wasted in boxers. I wanted to be a productive member of society but I tried it for a while and it bored the shit out of me.
13. Why did you join?
Because you guys are like so cool!!! <3
Just kidding. I was bored.
14. If the first 13 inches didn't give it away. What is your gender?
If they didn’t, you’re kind of dumb
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