Granted, you are now the picture of health. Being so healthy makes turns you into an athlete of great skill, and you go on to win everything in the 2008 Olympics. That pisses everyone else off, and they all get together, posion your food with illegal steriods and then report you to the authorities. After the test come back positive you are stripped of your medals and then banished from all sporting events for the rest of your life. You now wander the streets alone, sad but with great six-pack abs...until the homeless eat you for supper.
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I wish I could be Wonder Woman.
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