We should offer to bribe him! He seems to like looking at us, so perhaps we should offer nice piccies if he shows us his eyes?
I have one from Whitby of my *ahem* "dress" of Saturday evening, which was constructed of shimmering, transparent material and left my undies more visible than I realised till I saw the pic. Go find other things to bribe him with so we can see his eyes!
We can also try continual reinforcement of his ego... he's a pretty thing, after all, and needs to show off more.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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