Goth is a skinny man with very large black hair and tight vinyl pants tucked into 12-buckle boots sitting on a throne ornamented with gargoyles in a deep, dark cave preaching to a group of 13-year-old Mansonites about the good old days and how nothing is worth listening to since Bauhaus broke up. After uttering something profound, he keels over dead, taking out three of the Mansonites in the process, but leaving his makeup flawless.
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Hist. Hark.
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