[edible_eye]

i'd wrap it around a yap-yap dog's neck and swing the little bugger into a wall three or four hundred times - or at least 'til the little thing's head popped off. god damn those things annoy me.


so, let's say you decide to take a walk some day and while on the street, a car loses control and slides off the road, plowing into you from behind. you turn moments before it hits you, feeling your back snap as it barrels into your body. your head bounces off the hood and you black out. when you come to, you're not sure where you are but you can feel nothing from the chest down. you try and move your arms but they're fastened tight to wooden beams. you can't feel your legs. your head throbs from when it slammed onto the hood of the car.

someone comes into your field of vision with a scalpel in his hand. he's smiling and says hello. he tells you he has removed most of the skin from your lower extremities and when you look down, you realize he's telling the truth, even though you can't feel it. he laughs and says that he will now start removing the flesh from your abdomen and perhaps, on a lark, mutilate your genitals.

what do you do?