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How can I do this... let me think of an awful joke I heard from this kid once...
Alrighty, you've got three men in a plane. The Pilot, a Black Fellow, and good ol' George W. Bush.
They flew over this island, and George drops a nickel, saying "This is my country.
They flew over another island, and the black guy drops a knife, saying "This is MY country."
They get over yet another island and the pilot drops a bomb, screaming "That one's mine!"
They fly back to George's country a while later, and find a little girl crying. George asks why she's crying, and she replies: "Nickel fell from the sky and hit mommy in her eye!"
They dodge the cops and scoot on over to the black man's country, this time they find a little boy crying. The black man asks why and is told "A knife came from the sky and hit daddy in the eye!"
The trio skedaddles again, and stop at the pilots country, where they find this huge fat guy laughing. "Why you laughing, fatty?" the pilot asks, and he responds "I farted and this jerk behind me blew up."
It was lots funnier in the lunch room at third grade >.<
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