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Inherits a million dollars when family is killed by a South American drug cartel while on vacation. Fails to claim or pay taxes on inheritance, is audited by the IRS. IRS discovers chat correspondence with Mohammed Smith while searching computer for financial documents, and calls the Homeland Security folks. All assets are frozen by the federal government, and you are shipped off, without a trial and without notice, to a remote South American Island…and forced to work the cocoa fields for the same drug cartel that killed your family…
My wish. I wish I had Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
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