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The orthodontist wants my blood of course. He is draining me of all my blood, for scientific experiments, and replacing it with coffee. I try to break free but to tell you the truth I am not very strong so I end up just being stuck there, hoping that someone comes and rescues me.
Now as we all know, coffee can't carry oxygen to all the organs in the body like the heart and kidneys and brain and what not. So I can’t breathe because I have no blood and oxygen, and I am strapped to the chair smelling like coffee. (Tim Horton’s coffee)
What experiments will the doctor use my blood for and are aliens involved?
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