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Confused Outsider - Fucker that probably thinks communists are evil and is a shitty liberal because he thinks it's cooler than being a conservative.
Understanding Outsider - Same as the bastard above, only had the luck to know an actual goth and for this sole coincidence he's so much better person than the above one.
Anything-Goes Goth - Why call itself a goth in the first place?
Fantasy Goth - Friendless nerd that was hoping people would respect him if he looked dark like most villains in his manga.
Perky Goff - Neurotic nuisance, always either histrionic or with a Peter Pan complex. Afraid that people might see it without a smile and find out it has a soul.
Industrial/Rivet-Head - If you were a real industrial you wouldn't be proud of being in this quiz.
Cyber-goth - Elitist materialist goth that will not consider anyone worth of its presence unless he's spent over $500 in a single outfit.
Romantic Goth - Pretentious melodramatic goth that thinks the Victorian era was the citadel of human progress rather than the conservative bane that stained the human race. Won't judge you like a cybergoth, but spends just the same amount of money in looking like a sexually repressed oligarchical son of a bitch.
Ethereal Goth - Enjoys boring and repetitive music because it was once highly innovative. Is highly intellectual and doesn't even find out a point in intellectualism but still gets aroused by it.
Death Rocker - Goth that regretted wearing a Nazi cape and couldn't pull off wearing a wedding dress a second time, so started dressing like a Batcaver only in America so that it looked like it had never been done before.
Old-school Goth - Either someone with a flamboyant yet relatively cheap outfit that thinks the goth thing went a little bit too far, or the same undercover wannabe that took the goth thing a little bit too far.
Jillian goth - Awesome. Doesn't even need the second word at all. It's impossible to be more awesome. Except if he had two penises, but that's always a given.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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