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hey! you didn't ask a question. - grumble, grumble, grumble -
you're out drinking some night and a nice fella comes up to you at the bar and offers to buy you a drink. nothing too involved, he just buys a round and offers you one of the glasses when it arrives. you drink it and pass out.
when you awaken, you are strapped tight to a chair. the air smells of damp musk, mold and mildew. a single bulb illuminates what little of the room you can see, namely a table where there are several objects laid out before you and next to that, a man with his hands behind his back. your eyes hurt some from the light. he smiles.
"on the table, you see a few of my toys.", he says. "i will allow you to choose one. please understand that whatever you choose, there will be an unpleasant consequence."
he smiles again.
your eyes scan the table and what you see are as follows: a stapler, a pen, a ring with 5 keys, a spoon, a razor blade and a bottle of tobasco.
which will you choose? the consequence will follow...
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