I was erasing useless stuff saved on other useless stuff (myspace) and saw something I wrote some three months ago.
Obviously I grew annoyed with those stupid bulletin quizzes, so I had decided to answer it.
Name: Eris
Birthday: every fifty third Friday
Birthplace: Atlantis
Current Location: Camelot
Eye Color: pink eye sockets
Hair Color: bald
Height: 13' 85"
Right Handed or Left Handed: second-to-last-right-handed
Your Heritage: Penguin American
The Shoes You Wore Today: halves of the Turin cloth
Your Weakness: I'm too perfect
Your Fears: Heaven, nuns, the moon when it's 6.8% full
Your Perfect Pizza: One with twin whores making out on top of it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:not die, grow a third nipple, and wrap a polar bear in tin foil
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Spacesareoverusedinconversationstheysuckmahpenisyo unonrussia
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Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm not russian
Your Best Physical Feature: my third nut
Your Bedtime: after peanut butter jelly time
Your Most Missed Memory: when I bitchslapped zeus and he asked for more
Pepsi or Coke: windex
MacDonalds or Burger King: playboy
Single or Group Dates: orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LSD
Chocolate or Vanilla: prison
Cappuccino or Coffee: Jesus saves
Do you Smoke: I swallow
Do you Swear: there's no fucking point
Do you Sing: there's no fucking point
Do you Shower Daily: there's no fucking point
Have you Been in Love: there's no fucking point
Do you want to go to College: there's no fucking point
Do you want to get Married: there's no fucking point
Do you belive in yourself: there's no fucking point
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Do you get Motion Sickness: there's no fucking point
Do you like Thunderstorms: there's no fucking point
Do you play an Instrument: ad nauseum
InthepastmonthhaveyouDrankAlcohol:Inthepastmonthha veyouSmoke
d:Inthepastmonthhaveyougoneon aDate:InthepastmonthhaveyougonetoaMall:Inthepastmo nthhaveyou
eatenaboxofOreos: InthepastmonthhaveyoueatenSushi:Inthepastmonthhave youbeenonS
tage:InthepastmonthhaveyoubeenDumped:Inthepastmont hhaveyougoneSk
innyDipping:InthepastmonthhaveyouStolenAnything:
EverbeenDrunk:EverbeenBeatenup:EverShoplifted:Howd oyouwantto
Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: England
WhatcountrywouldyoumostliketoVisit:utopia
In a Boy/Girl.. transexual
FavouriteEyeColor:gout
FavouriteHairColor
anic!
ShortorLongHair:hairypalms
Height:eightinches
Weight:twiegfh
BestClothingStyle:crepelayers
NumberofCDsIown:456.0318
NumberofPiercings:42
NumberofTattoos:42
Numberof things in my Past I Regret: negative plus plus