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My girlfriend came home the other night with KFC, but instead of the good shit she'd gotten those crappy little boneless strip things. I have NEVER been so close to hitting a woman.
EDIT: except one time when she forgot my McMini.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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