[edible_eye]

ice - granted. i'm gonna put a quarter in you (not sexual) and play (still not sexual) - you're a pinball wizard game, god damn it.

eyes - granted. you're just about ready to go to bed for the night when a friend you haven't seen for a long time comes over, takes you by the hand and shows you the night of your life. before you leave, you turn off all the lights in your place, not realizing you've left red smudges on them from contact with your friend's hand. you can't get over how much fun you've had 'til the cops show up the next morning and begin questioning you about where you were the night before. your friend has been taken into custody and is being held on murder charges. he's implicated you as the one who did all the stabbing while he begged you to stop and there are multiple witnesses who saw you both together during the night. just then, one of the cops notices a red smudge on a light switch plate and you're taken into custody as well.


i wish i could alter my dna at will.