Man. I met a guy a few days ago, and he was really cute. We got along swimmingly, and another guy we hung out with later said that he thought he liked me. Awesome, I finally have a mini-crush on a guy who isn't married and he might like me. Skip to tonight-my friend and I get high with a few guys. At some point, my friend starts teasing me for liking him, and one of the guys starts cracking up.
What, gay, girlfriend?
Yeah, no. He's a fucking girl. Jesus.
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