[Stormtrooper of Death]

A musician's joke. So a band gets done with their set and they are about to sign a deal with a huge record label. The singer is thinking "This is great, I'll get all the cars and women I want!" The guitarist is thinking "This will be awesome, I'll finally have enough money to get my drug habit going and I'll have a really expensive guitar!" The drummer is thinking "This will be awesome I can finally buy that huge drum set I've always wanted!" And the bassist is thinking "E, A ,D, D,D. E, A, D, E, D." Get it? As I bassist I find it funny seeing as bass lines are repetitive and boring.