Oh, come on, we all know the short story shits all over the film. Molly as a blonde? Molly without her extra special features?!
I honestly think that Keanu Reeves hit the spot with Bill and Ted's excellent adventure; he just can't act any other role than dopey teenager. And when it's not a film that takes the piss, it just does not work.
That said, the worst thing about Constantine was at the very end, when ol' Johnnie gives up smoking. Who the ****ing hell wrote that into it?
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