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Asurai · 09-24-2005, 09:19 PM

Hamas has been shelling a few Israeli towns out of Gaza. Israel responded a few hours ago with airstrikes, and the IDF is massing troops on the border for a ground incursion. The Israeli Defence Minister said that they're going to "make the ground in Gaza shake."

Put yourself into the mind of a Hamas terrorist at this moment. You've succeeded in pissing off the most powerful nation without five thousand miles of your little shithole corner of the world. You have a very, very long history of getting your ass kicked, repeatedly, by the IDF -- every time that you or your ancestors have ever fought them, actually, you've had your ass handed to you. Your leaders have been being assassinated pretty much non-stop for the last few years, and your two chief field commanders went to meet Allah a few hours ago, leaving you mostly without any guidance. You're currently in the Gaza Strip, where there were Jewish settlements a few weeks ago -- but no more. Nearly all of the buildings have been demolished or moved, leaving you, in effect, in the middle of nowhere, with the ocean on one side and a wall on the other, as the Jews descend from the North with the intention of beating the living shit out of you and flaying the flesh from your bones to make their matzah. Every time that your people have EVER stood against the Israelis, you've been ***** with a spiked dildo; and it's about to happen again, and there's nothing that you can do about it.

You have one, and exactly ONE, option: go beg before your fellow Jew-haters at the EU, which tonight released statements urging Israel to use "restraint" as its civilians are murdered.

The IDF is going to fuck you up, but no worries: the EU and UN are on your side.

09-24-2005, 09:19 PM	#1
Asurai Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 324	Hamas vs Israel Hamas has been shelling a few Israeli towns out of Gaza. Israel responded a few hours ago with airstrikes, and the IDF is massing troops on the border for a ground incursion. The Israeli Defence Minister said that they're going to "make the ground in Gaza shake." Put yourself into the mind of a Hamas terrorist at this moment. You've succeeded in pissing off the most powerful nation without five thousand miles of your little shithole corner of the world. You have a very, very long history of getting your ass kicked, repeatedly, by the IDF -- every time that you or your ancestors have ever fought them, actually, you've had your ass handed to you. Your leaders have been being assassinated pretty much non-stop for the last few years, and your two chief field commanders went to meet Allah a few hours ago, leaving you mostly without any guidance. You're currently in the Gaza Strip, where there were Jewish settlements a few weeks ago -- but no more. Nearly all of the buildings have been demolished or moved, leaving you, in effect, in the middle of nowhere, with the ocean on one side and a wall on the other, as the Jews descend from the North with the intention of beating the living shit out of you and flaying the flesh from your bones to make their matzah. Every time that your people have EVER stood against the Israelis, you've been ***** with a spiked dildo; and it's about to happen again, and there's nothing that you can do about it. You have one, and exactly ONE, option: go beg before your fellow Jew-haters at the EU, which tonight released statements urging Israel to use "restraint" as its civilians are murdered. The IDF is going to fuck you up, but no worries: the EU and UN are on your side.