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Old 05-09-2008, 04:46 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Don't listen to these posers. If you truly seek to wander the dark path, to brave its perils and master its infernal secrets, you must first sleep one day, from sunrise to sunset, suspended from the ceiling and wrapped in your cape. Do this, and your dreams will show you the way.
Use superglue. Tying your ankles to the ceiling cuts off circulation.
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