[(heartofflames)]

<sigh> I shall give in to the temptation:

A woman hears a knock on the door while she's showering, and since her husband is out, she has to go out in a towel and answer the door. She opens the door to see that its their neighbor, Bob. He takes one look at her and says,"I'll pay you $800 to drop that towel." Since it seemed like a significant amount of money, she dropped the towel, and he handed her $800. When her husband gets home, she tells him that Bob came by and is about to go on about the money when he says, "Did he say anything about to $800 he owes me?"