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Randomn Bits of Beauty and Creepiness from mah friends:P :shock:
OTFW: oh...and if someone ever offers you something called: "carribean twist" to drink...
OTFW: they are NOT your friend
empty_purple_stars: LOL
empty_purple_stars: uh o
empty_purple_stars: why
OTFW: i think i'd rather lick the sweat from a donkey's ass
before i drink any more of that!!
empty_purple_stars: ooo lemme take a moment to savor that visual
empty_purple_stars: man now THAT would be a kodak moment
edited for content: One year for vday
i paid a singing telegram guy to rent me out his bear suit
so i could deliver a message personally with cue cards
and all to a girlfriend.Turns out she was already with someone else.
I spent the day in downtown Portland walking in a bear suit handing
flowers out and playing w/kids.people thought it was weird i got flipped off a few times. but the ones who recieved flowers were people like myself
w/no valentines to share..
edited for content (10:52:48 PM): especially not other people's
edited for content (11:05:55 PM): I once more rest my case that you are not one of the people on that site to piss off
empty_purple_stars (11:06:04 PM): why is that
edited for content (11:07:09 PM): reading some of your posts proves that you can insult just about anyone to the point of tears if they piss you off
empty_purple_stars (11:07:42 PM): am i really that bad
empty_purple_stars (11:07:56 PM): years of practice being verbally abused I guess
edited for content (11:09:14 PM): I don't know what it is, but yes, you are that bad
empty_purple_stars (11:09:26 PM): sigh..hm dunno if that is good or bad.
edited for content (11:13:45 PM): well... my cat just invented a new piercing.... IN MY ARM!!!!!!!!
empty_purple_stars (11:15:05 PM): nice
edited for content (11:15:41 PM): not really
edited for content : happy saturday
empty_purple_stars: eat shit
empty_purple_stars: hi
edited for content : Are you getting pieces of this?
edited for content : We're going to regret this, my friend said.
empty_purple_stars: bz drinkin bleach
edited for content : Suddenly, he disappeared.
empty_purple_stars: leave a mess
edited for content : He extended his hand by way of introduction.
edited for content : Sounds good to me, I said.
edited for content : I'd walk down to the stream, look around, and take a deep
breath.
edited for content : You can't go up to the unit.
edited for content : Nobody's allowed up there.
edited for content : I was just thinking.
edited for content : My job was to apply the formula.
edited for content : Hi, I said to all the animals. I'm evil.
edited for content : I wished so deeply for the change to come about.
edited for content : (I'd seen something really weird.)
edited for content : That could well be the answer.
edited for content : Can you tell me the answer? she asked.
edited for content : This was a place without the internet, without email,
without the rush of business meetings and untapped desires.
edited for content : Why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is?
edited for content : The same thing we do every night, he replied.
edited for content : I was just thinking.
edited for content : There's something I should tell you.
edited for content : I am a single serving friend.
edited for content : A house full of condiments and no food.
edited for content : It was time... What is the answer?
edited for content : Love what you do and do what you love I'll tell you what happened next.
edited for content : (Things were looking worse.)
edited for content : But this was a long road, and should I walk down it, I might never come back.
edited for content : ack...my brain's dry
empty_purple_stars: did you write that?
edited for content: my microwave did
empty_purple_stars: May I Kiss Your Soul?
edited for content : my george forman grill wants me to **** the pope
edited for content : no, you may not
OTFW: he's a useless piece of afterbirth as far as i'm concerned right
now
empty_purple_stars: dont insult afterbirth
OTFW: hmmmm good point
OTFW: someone needs to take his foreskin and pull it over the rest of
his body so he can suffocate
OTFW: i'm pretty sure there's enough of it
OTFW: if nothing else, he'll choke on all the smegma caught in there
empty_purple_stars: LMFAO
empty_purple_stars: U ROCK
empty_purple_stars: omg so funny
OTFW: *beams*
empty_purple_stars: smegma
OTFW: yup
OTFW: lmao
OTFW: mmmmmmmmmm nothin' says lovin' like a lil dick cheese
OTFW: icyhot + cooter = NOT GOOD
The_Last_Angel (6:52:53 PM): what do you want me to say? That I think you're a piece O crap and I hope vultures come and sit a spell on your lap? Well, fuckit, I can't say that because I don't think that. I can't say what I don't feel...I could, but you would know instanlty I was speaking a lie, and why beat around parrying lies? If you have a problem with me holding you in the highest regards, if I cause you to cringe for simply speaking the truth...I can't lie to you, and I don't know what else I can do short of not chatting to you.
The_Last_Angel (6:54:38 PM): which is not something, truly, that I want to do. But if I cause you that much pain, if our memory is that much torment to you...then I will, in sadness, depart.
empty_purple_stars (6:54:57 PM): havent
empty_purple_stars (6:54:59 PM): u already
empty_purple_stars (6:55:01 PM): right?
Close the world, txEn eht nepO. says:
Forests are fun!
Fallen and Falling says:
but then again so is a body cavity search
Close the world, txEn eht nepO. says:
Never had one of those...
Fallen and Falling says:
me neither
Fallen and Falling says:
but it sound slike fun
Fallen and Falling says:
woo hoo
Close the world, txEn eht nepO. says:
Thank you, I'd rather keep my anus as virgin as it currently is.
Fallen and Falling says:
well if u insist
edited for content (12:43:41 AM): you still alive over there?
empty_purple_stars (12:44:02 AM): no
empty_purple_stars (12:44:05 AM): i dunno
empty_purple_stars (12:44:07 AM): u?>
edited for content (12:44:15 AM): eh... somewhat
edited for content (12:45:42 AM): well... ya know, I'm not one to argue with cracking open a cold one in the traditional meaning, but the whole necrophilia thing doesn't really appeal to me..... so you being not alive might be a probelm
empty_purple_stars (12:47:23 AM): some days I wonder
Green_Faerie_Smiles : do you see the images of ones who project?
empty_purple_stars : I see. I feel, I see colors from people, and hmm like circuit noise, everyone projects differently to me
empty_purple_stars : I see things I shouldnt
empty_purple_stars : kno things i shouldnt
empty_purple_stars : everyone flashes differently tho
empty_purple_stars : some brighter and hotter than others
Green_Faerie_Smiles : shades of light and heat
empty_purple_stars : Yes
Green_Faerie_Smiles: i know certain someones who can walk in to the room
Green_Faerie_Smiles: and blaze it up like a furnace
Green_Faerie_Smiles : where others can freeze it up
empty_purple_stars : Yes
Green_Faerie_Smiles: everyone has a little of the touch
Green_Faerie_Smiles: while some have more than they know what to do with, yknow
empty_purple_stars: oh yes sadly I do
Elessars_Majick: haahahaha
Elessars_Majick_Laugh): id have to say that youre amazing
empty_purple_stars (2:25:37 AM): hmm well maybe it doesnt go without saying,,nothing should really..but you..well amazing doesnt really shape around you like the word I want does.but you take my breath away and amaze me with your light..
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: *breathless*
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: the truth and the light
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: the depth of emotions
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: and the way that you're able to manifest for me
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: aint like a candle
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: no missy
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: you're like a FLAMETHROWER
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: that burns me to a little pile ash
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: would you drink my ashes like tea?
Elessars_Majick_Laugh: i might become you
The_Last_Angel says:
loitering is hanging about without any purpose
The_Last_Angelsays:
I have plenty O purposes
Imajica_Burns says:
give me 5
Imajica_Burns says:
please
The_Last_Angel says:
breaking the meh
The_Last_Angel says:
making you smile
The_Last_Angel says:
making you forget, anything, for just a little while
The_Last_Angelsays:
reminding you that you are beautiful
The_Last_Angel says:
reminding you that you are witty
The_Last_Angel says:
reminding you that you are desireable
The_Last_Angelsays:
reminding you that dildos and strap on's do not make for equal play
The_Last_Angel says:
reminding you that it's ok to be you
The_Last_Angel says:
it's ok to feel
The_Last_Angel says:
and to not feel
The_Last_Angel says:
that it's just ok to be, how ever you want to be
The_Last_Angel says:
The_Last_Angel ~ Done in by a blow pop
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