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Okay, my lame joke for today.
How three of the major religions tithe.
Catholics draw a circle and stand inside it. Then, they throw the money up in the air. Whatever falls inside the circle they give to God, and whatever falls outside the circle they keep.
Protestants draw a circle and stand inside it. Then, they throw the money up in the air. Whatever falls outside the circle they give to God, and whatever falls inside the circle they keep.
Jews draw a circle and stand inside it. Then, they throw the money up in the air. Whatever falls inside the circle they keep, whatever falls outside the circle they keep, and then they say to God, "Okay, God, whatever You can catch You can keep."
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