Is it bad that my first thought wasn't "Ohmygawd OPPRESSION!", but was instead "You're a fucking dumbass."?
Maybe I'm just getting old...and I tend to like the police because they actually come out and take the little fourteen-year-old brats home when they're in the playground at 12am. (Fucking skateboards on fucking sidewalks right outside my goddamn window at 12am you little brat, you're damn lucky I didn't break it upside your skinny hipster head!)
Well...that kind of turned into a rant. Seriously, I hate those brats. How are they out of the house so late? After the MPs bring your kid home three times in a week, maybe you should start keeping a better eye on him.
Before I kill him.
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