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American cops are worthless. You'd think a gang and drug saturated city like Chicago would have a well trained police force. You would be wrong. 2 of my favorite stories:
1. I forget what started the whole mess, but it ended with a guy behind his car shooting it out with police for about half an hour. When he ran out of bullets, he cut his penis off and threw it at the cops. There were something like 100 bullet holes in the guy's car.
2. In Cicero (the suburb outside Chicago where Al Capone lived, it's now split between Hispanic and Black gangs), someone called in a gang fight, one squad car showed up to handle 6+ gang members. As soon as they pulled up of course, the gangsters started shooting. The 2 cops ran into an alley, got behind a brick wall and shot back. About 300 shots were fired, noone was injured (no blood on the scene) and all the gang members escaped.
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