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The Commandments of the Space Marines

1. Thou shalt never, ever, ever argue with the Machine Spirit!

2. Thou shalt, whenever in doubt, hit on the blonde Battle Sister.

3. Thou shalt not slap the most holy of buttocks of thine Sisters the Battle Sisters and utter the blasphemous words "OMG l33t a55!", unless thou wishest to clean the treads of thine Rhino with thine tongue!

4. Thou may haveth two livers, but thou shallst not therefore drink twice as much.

5. Thou shallst on pain of death not paint the heretical words: "Your Farseer is my other ride!" upon thine Rhino!

what will they come up with next ?