< will pass on the lasagna, as cheese makes < vomit!
< impressed by ^ ability to keep armour shining
as < is far to lazy to polish own armour
< wonders if v would like to take on role of squire to <
squiring duties: occasional polishing of < armour, if v can be bothered
rewards: chocolate and strange stories
NB: < is an equal opportunities employer - both humans and aliens will be given equal consideration for this position
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Civilization is built upon good manners.
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