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Originally Posted by honeythorn
I have an applepear. And at work I was so tremendously bored, I timed how long it took me to suck my lollipop. About half an hour!
It's my brother's farsical wedding tomorrow. I need to dye my hair tonight as well. I am getting to the wedding ON THE BUS. In a dress and heels no less, and then oh joy of joys, after the farce has taken place, we shall all go back for the recption to...........A KIDS INDOOR PLAY AREA/JUNGLEGYM. Because my uncle's girlfriend owns the place they get the party room for free. All they have to pay for will be the typical buffet. I'm taking a bottle of Jack. I need that Jack to get through the day >.<
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