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Originally Posted by Saya
My aunt is a nurse, and has had a woman walk in to the emergency room who had a roll of twenties stuck up her cooch, and said she needed help getting it out.
And in high school there was a girl who tried to use a hot dog weiner for a dildo, had trouble getting it out so went to the emergency room.
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The two funniest ones that have happened in my area are:
1) A rather embarrassed guy was brought into A+E with a large tomato sauce bottle lodged up his anus. The nurses (who I know and told me about this incident) asked the guy why he had the bottle up his anus & he told them he was trying to massage his prostate lol.
2) A local man who decided to commit a cardinal sin with a goat got the shock of his life when he couldn't remove himself from the beast and was later found by a police patrol. The guy ended up in court and the local media had a feeding frenzy over it lol
There's plenty of stories regarding women but they're nowhere near as amusing as these two
