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granted. instead, all that chicken consumption alters your dna and you become a chicken. colonel sanders stumbles upon you one day while you're pecking the ground and he can not believe his luck, being that you're so friggin' cute, he captures you and puts you in a cage as his pet... until you're big enough to be slaughtered.
i wish i could blast my tunes right now and charge into patient rooms, screaming.
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