When I was eight I had a female friend who found her parents porn. Thinking back now, it was probably actually a kama sutra book.
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We tried it.
Failed.
Then her mother caught us with the book.
When my mum came to pick us up I thought my friend's mum was going to tell her, but she didn't! I thought, "What a wonderful woman, doing that for me."
Looking back on it years later I realised she was just saving herself from embarassment!
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