[TheBloodEternity]

So, my mother is always complaining about how she goes to her room all alone at night so I invited her to watch Princess Mononoke with me and my little sisters in the living room. Partway through the movie, there was a scene where they were eating soup with chopsticks and I said "haha, remember that time we were in a Chinese restaurant and I had seen that in some movie so I tried it and you got mad?" and she threw a total bitch fit about how I "don't love her" "don't have a heart" "never have anything positive to say" "am inspiring rebellion in the family" "am always going on about how evil she is" and then she got up and stormed out of the room.
And it really fucking sucks too because I really wanted to watch that movie with her...
But, oh, right, why would I want to watch a movie with her I fucking hate her and think she's evil?
Whatever.