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Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
A car that runs on dead democrats, homosexuals, illegal immigrants and other minorities. It has the turning circle of the titanic, handles like a sponge and has a burning cross on the bonnet. It has a snowplough/battering ram/bull bar on the front so you can invade other countries at a whim. It will run over minorities and burn them for fuel and it has a huge American flag on the back. Also, you get a years free supply of Big macs and a free 12 guage automatic shotgun so you can shoot people in the face by accident just like Cheney. Your Family get free Magnums and buck knives. Gun Rack is sold separately.
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LMAO. Can I get it in a hybrid tho? I'm worried about the environment.