Well, I just got back from talking with Andrew Eldritch*, and he has elected to grant me more emergency powers.** It is a responsibility I take seriously, and I promise to immediately return these powers to our congress once this Crisis of Awesome is weathered***. From now on, all particularly lame threads are henceforth not only about Boobs, but also Kontan Karite's birthday. Be sure to wish him many happy returns, and shower him in gifts (possibly, gifts of boobs).
Happy Birthday Kontan
End Transmission.
*Warning:
Might be a lie.
**
Warning: Probably a lie.
***
Warning: Definitely a lie.