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Old 12-22-2008, 08:02 PM   #7526
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Originally Posted by Solumina
My boobs are too big

One of the things that I asked my mother to get me for Christmas was some nice dress shirts as my wardrobe hasn't really changed since high school and really needs to grow up. Since fit can be a bit of a mystery she decided that the best way to go about getting these shirts was for me to go with her and try some on. I did end up with an absolutely beautiful top from Banana Republic but seeing as I went to seven stores and tried on a few dozen shirts that really doesn't make me feel much better, especially since it is a draped top and not really fitted. I knew that finding a button up wasn't going to be easy, I have a tiny ribcage and waist with a disproportionately large chest so I know that chances are I will have to get a slightly tailored shirt, but today I couldn't even find any that were even close to fitting. Seriously there are tons of stores that have clothing for people who are fat, skinny, tall, short, hell there are even brands designed for people with big asses, why isn't there clothing for women with big tits? I don't get it, our culture loves big tits so much, and there are tons of women who have surgically enhances their breasts, you would think that clothing focused on big boobs logically wouldn't be so impossible to find.

Why don't you just get a shirt one or two sizes larger than you would usually take, get a plain black slip dress that does not go in at the waist. And then get a regular or thick belt to go around your waist...
Another option is to find a plain dress that is fitted on your body, but with a low neckline... and you can wear a shirt underneath that. or not... depends on how comfortable you are.

Necklaces can distract a little attention away from cleavage but if your breasts are massive... you will just have to learn to like them.

If you want them to appear smaller - use tight crop tops under things. But that can make them squish and I don't think it is very good for them.
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