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LaBelleDameSansMerci · 01-27-2009, 08:25 PM

Apparently I'm dainty when extracting the edible parts of a grapefruit. My Mom has, in response to my efforts, ripped a half-grapefruit out of my grasp, exclaimed, "BE A WOMAN!!" and proceeded to brutalize the poor citrus.

I sometimes go two days without an actual meal. Not because I can't afford it or because I want to lose weight, but because I'm too damn lazy to prepare anything.

01-27-2009, 08:25 PM	#740
LaBelleDameSansMerci Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: elsewhere Posts: 2,015	Apparently I'm dainty when extracting the edible parts of a grapefruit. My Mom has, in response to my efforts, ripped a half-grapefruit out of my grasp, exclaimed, "BE A WOMAN!!" and proceeded to brutalize the poor citrus. I sometimes go two days without an actual meal. Not because I can't afford it or because I want to lose weight, but because I'm too damn lazy to prepare anything. __________________ Twinkle, twinkle, little bat How I wonder where you're at. Up above the world you fly Like a tea-tray in the sky.