Back to the original idea of the thread:
How to tell a Wannabe Goth (Expanded)
-When they sincerely think Spooky Contacts and Prostetics make them Vampyres (Note the Y, Kids.)
-When they get Pissy, indignant and dramatic AfterTheir Boobie balloons get popped(There was a girl at the club who was using a balloon to assist in her flatness, and she was acting all superior because of it, so a guy I know 'burst her ego')
-When the DJ has to put up a No Death metal sign because of your Requests
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