[PortraitOfSanity]

Kids are disgusting. Remember that Star Wars movie where they're making the clone army in the lab, and their growth is accelerated? That's how people should be born. That way, the public doesn't have to deal with children. Ever been stuck on a 14 hour plane trip sitting in front of a single mom with 5 kids that make it obvious that that she got pregnant with one kid days after the one before it popped out?

Parents who want to raise their children the traditional way will have to pay a tax to everyone they come into contact with, to make up for the stress their kids' bullshit puts everyone through. Say 100 dollars to everyone on the bus when your kid shits it's diaper, 200 dollars for every minute your kid whines about wanting a new video game, 500 dollars if you have a really ugly kid.

Clearly, my logic is undeniable.