My friend called me last Saturday and said her boyfriend bought a mouse so he could feed it to his tarantula, but she wouldn't eat it and she said "I don't want to kill the mouse, would you take it?" I don't really want a mouse but rather than the mouse die just because her boyfriend is sadistic I told her I'd take it, and she said she'd phone me back later and drop it off.
I never heard back and she won't reply to my text messages. I don't think I'm getting a mouse. I have a feeling there's a dead mouse squished underneath her boyfriend's shoe